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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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This clip is pretty good...it's a comedian doing a Bush-impression, apparently for some sort of organization. But it rocks. "So, stick with Bushie, and don't vote..and don't listen to liberals or democrats or other republicans-they make fun of me-or read the news or watch the news, except for Fox." lol
download it here
http://kintera.sitestream.com/ferrell_qt_hi.mov (right click, save as)
On a related note, I've been following both party conventions in the US, and did I get a laugh out of those or what? The silly demagoguing, the orchestred cheers (i'm convinced there would have even been spontanious cheers if either Kerry or Bush suddenly yelled "DEATH TO THE US!!", heh), the hilarious stories...it was great. And I must say, the republicans pretty much pwn the democrats when it comes to silly shows. I liked Schwarzenegger's story:
No offense to the soldier-even though he most probably doesn't even exist, that's how politics go-the "on and on and on" doesn't leave much space for any working body parts. And then there was the "girlie-men" and "I'll be back", which made it a complete firecracker.
Then there was a journalist who mentioned that the stage in Bush senior's campaign convention was too 'distant' and might have cost him the re-election, and that his son wouldn't make the same mistake. You wonder if these ppl even think..I mean, the only (non-journalists) who attend a party convention are party militants, who will vote for their man anyhho, if he stood 500 meters away or sat on their lap.
The world is really much funnier than everything you can think of.
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Fri Sep 03, 2004 6:02 pm |
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Arathorn
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Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am Posts: 3956 Location: Amsterdam
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I alaways love that applauding cattle placed on the stage just behind the candidate.
Another example on how stupid some people are (it's old news, I know, but I hadn't heard it before and it also wasn't here before I believe):
"GREENSBURG, PA-September 1, 2004 — Pennsylvania state police aren't laughing about the person who passed some funny money – a $200 bill with President George W. Bush's picture on it – at a women's clothing store.
Police on Wednesday charged Deborah Trautwine, 51, of Jeannette, with theft by deception, for allegedly passing a bogus $200 bill at the Fashion Bug store in Hempfield Plaza on Aug. 22.
There is no such denomination, even without Bush's picture on it.
Police said they didn't know how the clerk was taken in by the ruse, even though several other things about the bill should have been a dead giveaway.
Among other things, the bill had a hokey serial number – DUBYA4U2001 – and didn't bear the signature of the Secretary of the Treasurer. Instead, the bill was "signed" by Ronald Reagan, whose title was "Political Mentor" and by Bush's father, who is listed as "Campaign Advisor and Mentor."
The back of the bill was even goofier.
It depicts the White House with several signs erected on the lawn, including those reading "We Like Broccoli" and "USA Deserves A Tax Cut."
Trautwine's mother said she wasn't immediately available for comment Wednesday, and declined to provide her work telephone number."
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Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:21 am |
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Rinox
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Lol. Don't want to be the moron that accepted that as pay. On the other hand, if you work in a supermarket you prolly couldn't care less.
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Tue Sep 07, 2004 1:36 pm |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Heh, this cracked me up...so many lvls of funniness. lol@judas priest/linkin park posters.
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Wed Sep 08, 2004 7:28 pm |
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ElevenBravo
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Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:18 pm Posts: 1976 Location: Sexy Town
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Thu Sep 09, 2004 5:52 am |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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haha, nice one 11b. "On this plane I am..."
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Thu Sep 09, 2004 6:06 am |
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ElevenBravo
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Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:18 pm Posts: 1976 Location: Sexy Town
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www.tuckermax.com
Basiclly, its about this guy and all his girlfriend/sex stories. Its hard to try and stop reading its so damn funny.
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Thu Sep 09, 2004 10:08 am |
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Mole
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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here's another one of them repeaty song things. I love this one
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/37/
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Fri Sep 10, 2004 9:36 am |
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Rinox
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http://www.squizzle.com/movieview.asp?id=1967
I love the guy on the bike, coming behind them.
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Fri Sep 10, 2004 2:24 pm |
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Mole
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Lol, Kinda reminds me of a sport me and my friend luke invented.
Olympic Table Swiming. We spent our free periods at school swimming across different lengths of table, and developing out landing.
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Sat Sep 11, 2004 5:28 am |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Something seems to be wrong with that site..or maybe it's just me. We had a competition during classes in highschool, too. We'd balance on the back two "feet" (can't think of the word right now) of our chairs for as long as we could, with somebody else timing us on their watch, or something. That made for good fun, and ppl smacking on the back of their head.
I was an average contender, on the whole. I did win some sessions tho.
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Sun Sep 12, 2004 3:04 pm |
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J
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Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:31 pm Posts: 3334 Location: Belgium
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yeah that link is just total crap
i started reading one story 11b and it was indeed hilarious but it`s sooo much to read. i read the `first anal experience` story btw (don`t think that was the exact name). I can recommend it too everyone (the story, not that particular experience)
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Sun Sep 12, 2004 3:24 pm |
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Mole
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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of course the link is crap, it's a link to my friends upcoming website. It's not meant to be funny, or even interesting yet, so stick it up your arse if you want
And lol, ox, i think we all did that at some point.
Olympic table swimming rules chairbalancing though.
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Sun Sep 12, 2004 6:55 pm |
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Satis
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Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
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but...he...misspelled pancakes.
Anyway...I read several of the Tucker stories. It's pretty funny stuff, but at the same time the guy's a total ass. I doubt I'd enjoy knowing him personally. Still, entertaining read while I'm supposed to be working.
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Mon Sep 13, 2004 6:46 am |
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Mole
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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I think he mispelled it on purpose satis... ...
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Mon Sep 13, 2004 6:54 am |
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