I presume "Escape from LA", with Kurt Russell a.k.a. Snake Plissken, the Almighty Master of Toughness and Coolness

Spot on Snake rocks...even tho part of the effect is missing if you don't hear his voice.

Here are some more Snake Plissken quotes


Malloy: We sent in a five man rescue team, but within a few hours of landing on the island, all but one of them was killed.
Snake Plissken: Hell of a team
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Snake Plissken: Who are you?
President: I'm your President.

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Duty Sergeant: The whole nation's watching--every good and decent person that works hard and follows the rules. Be my guest. What do ya have to say, Plissken?
Snake Plissken: Call me Snake.

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Malloy: For God sakes, don't do it Snake!
Snake Plissken: My name's Plissken.
[Pushes the button]

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And from Escape from New York:


Bob Hauk: Remember, once you're inside you're on your own.
Snake Plissken: Oh, you mean I can't count on you?
Bob Hauk: No.
Snake Plissken: Good.

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Plissken: I don't give a fuck about your war... or your president.

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Hauk: You going to kill me, Snake?
Plissken: Not now, I'm too tired.
[pause]
Plissken: Maybe later.

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Hauk: Plissken? Plissken what are you doing?
Plissken: Playing with myself.

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Plenty more where those cam from. Basically Snake is a lone (and extremely cool) gunman stuck in a US where some sort of fascist theocracy is in power. NY, in the first movie, is a prison colony, and LA is a rebellious state. Friggin great movies.

I liked the first one. Never watched the second.

You should...it's, remarkably enough for a sequel, the better of the two. Not to mention eerily familiar. I'm gonna buy them both on once i get paid, should be able to get them cheap in the Media Markt. (German super-chain with cheap products. )

Looool...that's a less than impressive landing. Good stuff.

lol. That was pretty good. I thought they were going prone at first...lol. I believe that's an example of military intelligence in action.

Mwuhaha.

I think they were going to prone on purpose but the ground wasnt as solid as they thought. I love the guy whos life vest activated.

In case any of you is going on holiday to some middle eastern country, you can now calculate in advance how many camels you can get for your girlfriend/mother/sister here.

Since i don't have a lady i took the liberty of using my current crush..i'd get 155 camels for her, apparently. Damn makers of the thing can't spell tho.

Did you look at the women parking clip, awesome

Mebe you ppl have seen this, thought id post it anyway

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/landing/ ... ure=accept

One more, this is pretty good
http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/conte ... _confusion

Im going to get heat for this one, but o well

A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day,
Complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this! "he said..."Nelson!"
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the
speakers.
The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd
say,
"Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said,
"Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but
She swerved in time to avoid them.
"ASSHOLES!" she yelled......
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by the Dixie Chicks....

Hehe good one