Who crashed J? (yes, this is filler until the next page )


EDIT: w00t, nevermind J, i'll just turn on the TV now

Funny you mention crashes, my pc almost crashed a few moments ago.

3 giri all termini

I know from another forum where images under 860x640 are shown full size and larger are forced as a download link, so I think you can.

I can restrict the size images are allowed to be before they turn into links.. also the max size at which it's denied (both dimensions and actual size). With Flash I can only disallow it altogether or limit the filesize.

Ah that's a bummer, but I found a way to get the link to file anyway.

Just watched that thing J. Erh... what do they show on the T.V. you watch? Is it on a different signal than everywhere else in the world? lol, that was insanely poop.

i said it MIGHT be funny

Ya I know ya did. I guess it's way to american stylee for me and pevil...

Funny story, read this in the paper and searched for the english version, especially for you guys: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html

Another nice one, related to the previous, just seen this on tv (babyboom, don't ask, my gf watches it): very religious couple, the guy is infertile. But they have 4 (four!!) children. "God makes that possible" they say. Uhuh. Dunno but if my gf gets a baby while the doctors say i can't have any, i know something fishy is going on. And if you want to give her to benefit of doubt (you never know with medical miracles): 4 can't be a coincidence.

Lol. Nice one J

Here's an old classic.

The guy's "Rule"

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys
side of the story. I must admit, it's pretty good.

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules
from the male side. This is our rule! Please note... these are all
numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about
you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that
way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not
work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what
we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to
act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no
idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you
don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

Hahahaha, tnx, I needed a laugh. Wonder if the guy is actually that naïve or is in on the whole thing. Anyhoo, top story.

Mole those were genius

and J, could anyone really be that stupid? surely that's fake??

lol, wow! They are going to be in for a surprise!

Man: "Lets see, the diagram says I put this in here"
Women: "Yea that looks like the spot"
Man: "Ok, so I insert this here.....o.....O......o wow....ooooo OMG OOOOOOOOO!!! ........................(snoring)

I was thinking that. It'd be kinda cool to not know about it, and then all of a sudden just have this totally awesome new thing to do. hehe. What I want to know, is if they didn't even know about sex, then would they still get "urges" and just not know what they are? or what?

And yeah, I like them rules to franny.