<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances -<
* nmp3bot dances |-<
* nmp3bot dances /-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

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* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm
being an asshole -
<ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

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docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
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<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops


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<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID

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<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

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<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"


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<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country

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<studdud> what the fuck is wtf

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<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
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<knightmare> ...

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<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns

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<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
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<FBI> We saw it anyway.
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[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) fuck you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?

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<skaterboy> astro is ur video up already?
<astrOdz>http://www.skaterboy.is.gay.com:9512/~astrodz/vid/astrodz.avi
<skaterboy> i don't see no video

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-plot· then i masterbated
-plot·
+chimney· we didn't need to know that last part
-plot· but you wanted to know
+chimney· oh yes, i just LOVE knowing when EVERY ONE has recently masturbated
+chimney· it's my top priority, i made a mysql database just to keep track
-plot· dude
-plot· thats sick

lol @ the WinZip!

Lol!

Its good to know that the % of idiots in the world hasnt gone down.

Why do stupid people breed?

lol. It would seriously suck in terms of efficiency if that bunker sign was real. And idiots can keep breeding, as far as i'm concerned, but only after we put them on a spaceship to Mars. Or in LA, and then we send in Snake Plissken to save the president..erh..whatever

I actually paid a visit to Norfolk last week (which is where chelmesford is). I ididnt see that sign.

That's because it's a secret!

oh yeah! lol. youre so clever!

Tell me about it...it sucks to be me, cos i'm always onto myself before i even get to do something!

lol at Ox

genius mate, genius

lol what does that mean?

Got a few nice links from eBay

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3284949854
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3285782833&category=413
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3285544568&category=413

Start with the first one, or else it isn't funny anymore

Oh, and take a look at this site as well, it's kinda... weird
http://www.russian-brides-club.com

LOL@ the ebay stuff, 102$ for that little shovel, omfg. I gotta list more useless stuff on there with a fancy side story, like grab a reddish stone somewhere and sell it as a stone from Mars. I bet some sucka buys it, too.

The russian brides thing is just...scary. There are a lot of pretty girls on there, and the thought that i could technically have them come over (combination of them being desperate, me being western and extremely handsome) is very disturbing. Ah well. Maybe something for later.


And Derf, it means whatever you would like it to mean; the hallmark of the work of the great. yes, me.

Thx man, got to keep that site in my favorites for when we have a lot of money and my gf decides to look for some foreign chick to clean the house. (Must be American Pie still running through my head rrrrr)


And wtf at that first ebay thing: "580 tonnes monster machine" and then "Buyer must pick-up from current location".

Hmmm, check out this if you like ebay crud:

www.whowouldbuythat.com

and also, check out what i found today:

http://knoxskorner.com/