Pff, no slapping can compare to the pain i will be facing today. Even tho the afternoon is pretty cool, Biblical literary study. But instead of literary studying the thing we have a self-declared atheïst that systematically brings out all (which is about everything) anachronisms and contradictions in the bible. Gotta lo ve it.


EDIT: FFS i got smurfed

hmmm... is that a good thing or a bad thing in your view? I'm all with the atheist. I'd do the same thing if I were forced to read Christian propaganda...err...literature.

Some day, the atheists will rule the world. And then you'll pray to ME.

"A single Sagittarius is charming, but a married one is an obnoxious flirt who would sell his/her spouse for a roll in the hay with a new young stag/broad. And it often works out that way."

Hehe, gotta show this to my gf.

And how did you find out i'm J-dogg ?!?

Virgo (August 24-September 23)
A true horror in the sexual zodiac, Virgos are the only people who can become prostitutes and still claim to be virgins. A Virgo tends toward a practical and realistic attitude towards sex, so this little pun is not at all far-fetched.

A Virgo will, for instance, ask $50 for a blowjob, $75 if you cum in his/her mouth, or $20 a minute, whichever "comes" first. People born under this sign can be witty, articulate, charming, and 'lives of the party', but they usually fuck it up by hiding their emotions.

Virgos are the kind of people who put sanitized toilet seat covers down on a clean motel john. They are the kind of people who insist on using the unopened tube of K-Y. If the condom isn't vacuum-sealed, they won't go near it. And complete showers, if not disinfected baths, are required both before and after. And if you even touch a Virgos asshole, kiss your tryst goodbye.

Famous people born under this sign include Leo Tolstoy, Walter Reed, H.G.Wells, Upron Sinclair, Cliff Robertson, Sean Connery, Kitty Carlisle, Lauren Becall, Greta Garbo, Raquel Welch. :^]

As for Leos
With great personal charm and animal magnetism, Leos don't have to be good-looking to get some nookie. Leos are also romantic, which helps a lot in the free fuck department. However, all this charm is superficial, and though Leos make great one-night stands, they usually flop as spouses.

An example might be of the Leo couple who wind up in a candle-lit honeymoon suite, and she enters the bedroom in a classy lace nightie, and he slowly removes it, and kisses her all over. But when they get into bed, all they can do is talk about how wonderful and romantic they make each other feel. She's frigid and he can't get it up.

But on the brighter side, a Leo is a wonderful confidant, someone you can tell anything to. A good shoulder to cry on. On the other hand, a Leo tends to let conceit and vanity get in the way. They make great sales-people -- they can sell fishnet stockings to a quadraplegiac.

Leos, however, are themselves very trusting and generous. The phrases "The checkis in the mail", "I love you", and "I won't cum in your mouth" are all on the Top 10 Phrases to save for Leos.

Famous Leos include Peter O'Toole, Lucille Ball, Herman Melville, George Bernard Shaw, Cecil B DeMille and Claude Debussy.

Do you ever read any of my responses concerning the God thing you biatch? I'm an atheïst so i think it's loads of fun.

well, I figured you'd like it, but the way you phrased that specific post I was less than certain.

So, being an atheist, do you worship me yet? Or are you still finding me?

I'm still in two minds about it really...i'll get back at you when i had a vision about a gun-slinging wacko.

Btw...what was wrong about "giving a presentation"? Could save my ass tomorrow hehe

In the meantime...

http://www.happyhenrik.dk/spas/celebxxx.swf

oh, there was nothing wrong with 'giving a presentation'... I was just trying to show the irony of using 'things' that many times (poor grammar) and then you having to give an english presentation. I found it amusing.

That one cracked me up. The link doesn't work directly though. You have to get there via www.happyhenrik.dk

Strange. The first thread worked fine for me. And yeah, it's pretty funny. At leats I smirked.

can't believe i didn't notice that earlier.

yeah, thanks man, your doing me a big favour, whenever your ready is cool.

i owe you one.

Yeah just the sort of thing you would send to an enemy