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hehe... that was pretty funny.

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Wed Oct 08, 2003 3:39 pm
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I like the "aim for the ass" one and the "male" one.

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And the friendly fire one, do the Americans use that a lot?

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Thu Oct 09, 2003 2:17 am
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They must do.

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Thu Oct 09, 2003 3:05 am
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My new profession:
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Thu Oct 09, 2003 4:27 am
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Mobile Sex-In-a-Van?

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Thu Oct 09, 2003 6:49 am
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Dammit derf didn't you get German at school?

I won't spoil it for you, yokes are only funny when you figure them out yourself.

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Thu Oct 09, 2003 7:12 am
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I got an F in German.

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Thu Oct 09, 2003 8:17 am
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Lol ok.

Breats-enlargement by lay on hands.
With "Money back" guarantee.
Just 1 Euro!

Info at the driver.

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Thu Oct 09, 2003 8:28 am
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hehe...I got it. :) Of course, that's easy to say since you posted a translation, but blah.

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It would have had more impact if i could read it.

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Thu Oct 09, 2003 11:33 am
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This one's for you Satis :)

The surprising benefits of being unemployed..

http://www.dvorkin.com/essays/unemben.htm

actually this guy is in almost the same position as you i think

Make sure you also check out http://www.dvorkin.com/ddgwb.htm , it's a good laugh. :)

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Thu Oct 09, 2003 4:01 pm
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something more:

Terry Tate, office linebacker :)

http://www.manzonderkop.be/Post/?P_ID=880

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Manzonderkop owns, but this thing doesn't load. :?

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Fri Oct 10, 2003 8:42 am
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It kinda stops every now and then, but from what i saw it was hilarious.

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