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Squeaky, scratchy bastards
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Emperor  Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:25 am Posts: 2560 
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  Squeaky, scratchy bastardshttp://www.rp-online.de/public/bildersh ... /erde/6688
So, imagine a small horde of these beings that runs to you, armed with small swords. In the last moment you showoff your +5 enchanted weapons - and the bloody pigsty begins. Well, maybe they should be a bit more big and dexterious than on the images but... bach. BEtter horde of Kobolds than a horde of Firekraags.  You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. _________________ ++ Last edited by RB on Sun Mar 13, 2005 8:51 am, edited 1 time in total. |
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Minor Diety  Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:31 pm Posts: 3327 Location: Belgium
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I hope they never let you in a zoo, you might start killing things
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| Sun Mar 13, 2005 8:51 am |
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Emperor Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:25 am Posts: 2560
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Don't worry. I'm talking about BG impression. Not about real lust to see the corpses of rare and by-self-dying races of beings. And most important - here is hard to get the permission for wearing RPGs.
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| Sun Mar 13, 2005 8:59 am |
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Minor Diety  Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7721 Location: Centre of the sun
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They do look a little like miniature Kobolds. Nevertheless, theyre ugly little bastards with those big orc-like eyes and GFree i do see the temptation to smite a army of them with a +5 Bastard Sword and about 10 potions of Speed.
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson |
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King  Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:17 am Posts: 1717 Location: The Plateaus of Insanity
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Or just 3 Fireballs. _________________ I think drugs have done some really good things. If you don't believe me, go home tonight, take all your cassettes, CDs, etc and burn them. Because those artists that have made that music were real fucking high- Bill Hicks |
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| Tue Mar 29, 2005 3:56 pm |
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Emperor Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:25 am Posts: 2560
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Just poor dirtbags... _________________ ++ |
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King Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:17 am Posts: 1717 Location: The Plateaus of Insanity
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Whatever, three fireballs should take out an entire horde. _________________ I think drugs have done some really good things. If you don't believe me, go home tonight, take all your cassettes, CDs, etc and burn them. Because those artists that have made that music were real fucking high- Bill Hicks |
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| Tue Apr 05, 2005 3:13 am |
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Emperor Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:25 am Posts: 2560
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Have I said something other, my friend? Just commented the massive furneral which yours idea would cause.
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King Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:17 am Posts: 1717 Location: The Plateaus of Insanity
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Well Derf wanted too as well, there is a certain temptation for the mass cremation
_________________ I think drugs have done some really good things. If you don't believe me, go home tonight, take all your cassettes, CDs, etc and burn them. Because those artists that have made that music were real fucking high- Bill Hicks |
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| Tue Apr 05, 2005 4:00 am |
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Emperor Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:25 am Posts: 2560
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Ok, when need is so big, then the market will run out of Kobolds and the prizes will rise... going to find something cheaper. Heard that Firekrags would be about 99¢ this summer, for unarmed. For 1¢ more man get right to wear one helm. Magic is not permited and the market is only for humans.
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| Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:27 am |
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King Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:17 am Posts: 1717 Location: The Plateaus of Insanity
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I remember on another forum there was a big debate whether or not you should kill the kobold or love him. It went on for over 14 pages then had to stop since the thread ran out of space. They resurrected it in a new topic and it made another 5 pages.
_________________ I think drugs have done some really good things. If you don't believe me, go home tonight, take all your cassettes, CDs, etc and burn them. Because those artists that have made that music were real fucking high- Bill Hicks |
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Emperor Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:25 am Posts: 2560
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So... should we love it or rather kill it? Or BOTH?
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Minor Diety  Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am Posts: 3956 Location: Amsterdam
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I love to kill them.
 _________________ Melchett: As private parts to the gods are we: they play with us for their sport! |
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King Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:17 am Posts: 1717 Location: The Plateaus of Insanity
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I joined the club that said that.
_________________ I think drugs have done some really good things. If you don't believe me, go home tonight, take all your cassettes, CDs, etc and burn them. Because those artists that have made that music were real fucking high- Bill Hicks |
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Emperor Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:25 am Posts: 2560
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One another club said: Kill them to have love with them. I walked out silently
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