Penis doesn't seem to work

You probably should see a doctor about that, not post in the Terraria topic.

J figured it out. Hopefully we don't forget the password again.

So how's J's brother doing? he still in copper armor and falling off Shiny's and Satis' sky fortresses?

I can't find my home...I need to take out some time to get to it again.

I'll help you find it if you want

I noticed he built a house (or something) and i think he got some gear from shiny. Haven't been able to play much myself so not sure how he's doing now.

He built himself a home and cut down some of our trees. We've since replanted, so no harm. I put some trees on his house so he'll leave mine alone. Don't see him much otherwise, though.

BTW, I've completed my tower of power It must be seen to be believed. We've also uncovered 2 more floating islands. Heheheh. I dunno, unless there's an update in the near future, we may both be nearing the end of Terraria. Well, unless I make another world to rape with my Dirty Panties for loot and gear and whatnot.

BTW, shiny got me rocket boots. Yay shiny!

Sadly, i must bring you the following news: Afro J is no more.

Missed a jump with my rocket boots and didn't have my mirror on my hotbar ... faceplanted to the ground. A few moments earlier i managed to teleport out of the ocean with barely any air left. I just was living too close to the edge.

I was able to recover my stuff though, didn't know that was possible. So i could recreate Afro J in theory.

A surprise i lived that long perhaps.

Awwww. We can help you get new goodies. We have a new area we made for looting.

By "new area" she means "new world". Yes, I created a large world soley for the purpose of looting. Seeing as Shiny and I have emptied the dungeon, all the floating islands, and hell of their treasures. I can run more if you guys want access to an untouched dungeon, btw.

Sorry to hear about Afro J. He'll be missed. I don't think you should recreate him as much as pass his legacy onto his son. AfricanAmerican J.

Mexican J sounds better.

RIP to Afro J! As Satis and I proved multiple times to each other on the original server, at a certain point you just get too damn cocky - especially in rocket boots - and you get yourself killed by falling into a massive pile of lava and accidentally throwing away your teleporting mirror instead of using it. Or faceplant from way up.

Still, I AM amazed that you held out so long. I died at least 30 times in the little time I've played on the new server...

haha @ ox. I've died a lot too, though. In fact, on the new world I got a bit too close to the edge of the dungeon and got ganked by skeletron. The bastard. Shiny was good enough to retrieve my gear though.

Haha, that'll teach you...well it didn't really, but y'know.

I'll check your tower of power tomorrow. I jusr hope Peltz wasn't involved in the construction, cause if he was I'm expecting a massive phallus.

No no, Peltz was not involved. Does he even play this game any more?

No, the game is waaay too addictive. Whenever there is so much addictiveness in one game my inner safeguard kicks in and i quit the game. For some reason it keeps failing on TF2. Probably because beheading pyros with sword and shield is just too much awesomeness.

Well, you should at least come and visit. You can check out our constructions. I'm sure that won't entice you to get addicted again or anything.

First hit of crack is free!