Person A:
Lies under oath, cheats on his wife, dodges the draft, doesnt worship God, is pro choice(thinks abortion is ok), thinks homosexuallity is ok.

Person B:
Is a christian, a good husband, served in the military, is Pro Life (thinks abortion is bad), doesnt apporve of homosexuality, really cares about his troops and his people.

Simple enough, vote!

Based on the description or based on the real person? I would even have some problems chosing just based on the description.

Just description.

I voted for A, but can I make my own mix?
His private life doesn't bother me, so as long as he doesn't rave too much about being Christian it's ok, and he can have sex with everyone as far as I am concerned. He must be pro choice, pro homosexuality, and I don't care whether he has been in the military, as long as he didn't dodge any draft. He shouldn't lie under oath, unless he is asked about something that's none of the people's business (yes i'm referring to Clinton).
In his general political view he must be centre-right (liberal in the European dictionaries).

Wow, simply wow.

/shakes his head in utter disblief.

i'm guessing these are actually facts abuot real presidents, and you're gunna be all "hah suckers you just voted for bush!"

Lol mole, you're a regular einstein. Anyway i wouldn't vote for any of both, having issues with several things in their profile.

Lol, damn right i am. Looks smart.

*three days pass by*

Damn he was being sarcastic.

J, you haveto vote!

No you don't. I've never voted in a presidential election. I refuse to vote for the better of two evils. That's not how a democracy should be. Until there's actually a candidate worth voting for, I'll just take potshots at passing motorists on election day.

You're saying that you didn't think Pat Buchanan was worth voting for? I'm shocked.

Btw, we have voting duty over here, I technically HAVE to vote. Instead of registering to vote or something, everyone over 18 here gets a letter 2-3 weeks up front, saying they have to vote in this or that place. If that didn't suck enough as it is, you can also be called upon as chairman of a voting office.

That means that you have to go to the voting office (most of the time a make-shift thing in a school or a gym) first thing in the morning, and stay there until the offices closes. So, all day long. You also get to appoint ppl that come to vote to assist you and have to stay with you.

Refusing to vote or to chair is illegal and will get you a fine. On the bright side, you can get away with it if you're lucky. There are so many ppl that don't go voting that there's a chance that your file gets lost. I know ppl that haven't voted in 10 years and were never fined. But without a steady income I can't afford to take that risk, being the wuss that i am.


wtf am i talking about here anyways? I really AM bored...saturday night and at home, yay.

haha. Err...that's fucked up. Mandatory voting. How communist. I bet there's one party, too, eh? EH?! YOU BOLSHEVIC!

Dosvidanya Komrade Kaptain Rinox!

lol, one party would make my life a whole lot easier though. Now i gotta think about which fucker i'm giving my vote too as well. And i like fascist titles better. I mean, how can you NOT dig Obersturmbahnfuhrer? Funniest thing is that it's not even a high-ranking title, it just is absurdly long.

ObersturmBahnFuhrer?

Does that mean like 'OverStormHighwayRuler' or something? What, they're in charge of highway storm equipment or something?

How about OberSchwanzKartoffelFuhrer

hahaha, nice one. Overpotatopenisleader roxors. I never quite understood wtf Obersturm.. meant either, i should look it up some time. Maybe tonight, being bored anyway.