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Pig
Duke
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 8:59 am
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 Divinity Duct tape and garlic powder are God's greatest works. I could have been an agnostic if only one of them existed, but it's just too incredible to imagine 2 items so devine, existing in a godless world.
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derf
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm
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Why?
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"Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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J
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Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:31 pm
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Location: Belgium
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"left hand tobacco" as satis would say 
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Beter een pens van het zuipen dan een bult van het werken!
~King of Thieves~
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Pig
Duke
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Naw, think about it. Nearly anything can be repaired (or at least aided in the repair) by duct tape. In the same way, there is hardly a food on this planet (except maybe cornflakes) that doesn't benefit from the addition of garlic powder.
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derf
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Not bad.
But are we talking about normal house-hold objects here?
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"Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm
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"he is everything and everywhere"
What about salt? Salt is a damn good thing. I couldn't make a steak without salt (well, not a good one). Garlic powder doesn't belong on steak. Nor does duct tape.
Caffeine is a holy power.
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They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
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J
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And what about alcohol? if used enough it turns ugly things (more or less) beautiful, things that taste bad suddenly are haute-cuisine, you can dance amazingly ...
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Beter een pens van het zuipen dan een bult van het werken!
~King of Thieves~
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derf
Minor Diety
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Divine house-hold item: Bread
Divine industrial item: Oil
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"Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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tyranus
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Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 3:42 am
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Location: Under my wife AND son's thumbs.. in essex! chavs! everywhere!!
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divine object: the potato. goes with practically everything, boiled, mashed, made into chips.
fantastic.
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derf
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"Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew..."
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"Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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