Give the baby an eyepatch and a wooden sword and it will be known as the Scurge of the 7 Seas, commander of the Deadly Duck perhaps

Mole: impregnate pevil will ya

J! Don't tell him things like that! Kids are only good for one thing: torturing If he wants to buy me a soft toy on the other hand... hehehehe

Oh man, I would laugh my ass off if Pev became pregnant and a mum. It'd be...surreal. Nah, actually, we shouldn't tease her with her curse of wombness...god knows i wouldn't want to have to 'worry' about that everytime I engaged in um, activities. So for once I'll cut her slack. Just once!!

Bj, nice kid! His bandana just freaking ROCKS! I think you should get him mini-england football t-shirts, and brass knuckles so he can show the other toddlers at the playground who the boss is!

Also, make him play BG2 from the moment he starts reading. Create a perfect man!! Muhaahah! (sorry...I drank a lot of free taxpayer coke and now I'm hyped)

Hehe yeah, the hooligan sounds better than the pirate!

Oh and Pev: we have the duty to produce kids and give them a decent education (like in Ox' example: BG2 from the moment they read) so they can stand up against all the morons. If all the idiots get kids and we don't, we'll end up surrounded by idiots!
And who will i share all my baldur's gate knowledge with if i don't get kids?

Yeah, and no better person to play on a LAN with: you're already living in the same house anyway!! It'd be a shame to see the title of King of Thieves lost over the generations of J's.

lol J you have a point about the idiots... but I think locking all the idiots on the moon would be more fun...

If you send me £1,000,000 in sterling, I'll impregnate Pev. Otherwise, No chance

right, you heard the man, lets have a whip round. i have a £20 note in my pocket i think..*rummages*

admit it caz, you'd love one really, ya clock must be starting to tick by now

@ox: damn right man, i wont have any say in the matter when we move to essex, he'll be a chav and a chelsea fan within 6 months

the lan thing is a great idea, i'm trying to get my other son into nwn, but he isn't having it. little git. never the same since he moved to yorkshire and picked up that stupid accent...

one more pic...

Bj, hes gonna be a clever bastard. Just look at the size of his head!

yeah man, babies dimensions are really fucked up lol tiny body, massive head.

lol, good job man. I figure as long as someone else is having the kids, Shiny and I are safe. And leave the pevmeister alone.... though I'd love to tease her about pregnancy, I'd hate for bad luck to turn around and nip Shiny in the uterus.

lolz

lol leave me alone bastards! *slips Satis bribe money* My clock aint ticking bj, its firmly hidden away under a pile of rubble somewhere hehe

Oh and Mole aint gonna get any now til he's impotent

I can just see a little BJ chav essex guy running round, with his yorkshire-speaking half-brother and bald dad... what a picture! hehe. You should get us a pic of that next

Nope I'm with Pev - no kids - they are fine if someone else's and you only have to hear and smell them for a short time period but not for me. Don'y get me wrong I have a bad ass niece who is like 10 now that i a very cool and smart kid (can't say same for all the siblings) but by no means do I want one. Hell I love satis and my best friends but they had a kid and now means no bars with them, crying will happen at least a couple of times while we hang out, when they bring her over she spills shit all over my house (my dogs are not that bad come on) and such so it is a pain. No babies. When I get the "tick" i go hang with a kid for a couple hours best birth control I kow. However - cute kid.

Paternal interest has never especially appealed to me considering that I work as a swimming teacher. Still 5 years of work and I haven't drowned a single kid yet, I need to improve.