I find your ethnic origins more interesting than everything.

you forgot 'would you like ice and lemon in your drink mate?'

Gday mate, australians wouldnt give a castlemaine XXXX about anything else.

lol

*eye twitch*
What the hell is Shirlie!!!!!! we don't call em shrimp they are prawns!!!
But we do say the whole barbie line.
And skippy is looooong gone! mine shafts are only out in the the middle of australia. :P:P gah!!!!!
Frustration!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol.

*starts listening to Monty Python's Australian Table Wine sketch

lol never mind sugar. coz i'm from yorkshire i'm supposed to be a tightwad, talk completely unintelligably, be very into sheep :S and eat nothing but yorkshire puds and hotpots. I should also always wear a flat cap and probably have a beard, a tweed coat and a walking stick.

I do not know if you'll name it that so I put and other *real* name ot that astro object:

Ascendant.

Graphicaly, that is position of start of first house in horoscope chart. Usualy marked as Asc.

Realy, that is direction of line from center of earth thru you in the moment you are born.

So if it is directed to 25deg of Cancer, your Ascendant is Cancer. BUT also have and Leo influence because it works and 10deg afront also (one star sign have 30 degrees). So if you are in my position, and if your head first out and then body, you shall have Cancer's head, and Leo's body. In oppose, you shall have Leo's head and Cancer's body. And your character shall be great mix of Cancer, Leo and position of dispositor of sign where is start of your Asc. My Asc starting in Cancer so, his dispositor is Moon in Gemini and that is also good for mental abilities because Sun is in Aquarius and make with that moon very perfect trigone. Dispositor of sun is Uranus and make sextile with them, so cruelity and breaking all things on way works for me EXCEPT if other things do not say other. Currently, I have bad transits. First and only time in life - nothing of up things works for me. Now I must work things on very earthly way and be happy to be last in success group instead first in unsuccess group. That success and unsuccess to me mean life or fall. I'm extremly weak in any view for now but, that shall pass after some years. And, if I survive, that shall never happen.

That are my problems just telled in astro scope. They are so real without all that astro.

That is also reason because of I unsealed one of my very-close-to-finish jewlery in the Off-Topic forum.

Digression. But I drop some weight from me.

you forgot the whippet and ferret.

whippets? I like whippets.

I have no clue what my star subsign is. Not the slightest.

oh yes sorry, the whippet and ferret. of course! And probably a back yard full of homing pigeons too.

wtf is a whippet to you guys? To me, a whippet is a small container of nitrous oxide that you huff to get feeling rather happy. Great stuff, whippets.

well it most certainly not that Satis, a whippet is kinda like a ferret in the part that it's an ANIMAL

very discriptive. How about a pic or something?

Well it's a type of Dog similar to a Greyhound, basically nowadays just used for show and racing, hardly anyone actually uses them for hunting or whatever they're supposed to do....