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Author:  Peltz [ Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Guts vs Balls

GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the “Guts” to ask:
“Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the bum and having the “Balls” to say:
"You're next,
Chubby."

Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal

Author:  Peltz [ Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Guts vs Balls

Damn, i'm having a t shirt made with that on it.

Author:  J [ Wed Oct 28, 2015 6:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Guts vs Balls

Awesome.

My wife would kill me for having that t-shirt though :wink:

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