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Guts vs Balls 
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GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the “Guts” to ask:
“Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the bum and having the “Balls” to say:
"You're next,
Chubby."

Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal

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Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:24 pm
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Damn, i'm having a t shirt made with that on it.

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Awesome.

My wife would kill me for having that t-shirt though :wink:

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