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Peltz
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Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:14 pm Posts: 6315 Location: Estonia
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Guts vs Balls
GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the “Guts” to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the “Balls” to say: "You're next, Chubby."
Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal
_________________ When someone asks how rich you are, quote Rinox " I don't even have a rusty nail to scratch my butt with...!"
Be well or Get Help!!
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Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:24 pm |
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Peltz
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Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:14 pm Posts: 6315 Location: Estonia
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Re: Guts vs Balls
Damn, i'm having a t shirt made with that on it.
_________________ When someone asks how rich you are, quote Rinox " I don't even have a rusty nail to scratch my butt with...!"
Be well or Get Help!!
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J
Minor Diety
Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:31 pm Posts: 3327 Location: Belgium
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Re: Guts vs Balls
Awesome. My wife would kill me for having that t-shirt though
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