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Masturbation! WOOHOO! 

Do you masturbate?
yes 91%  91%  [ 10 ]
no 9%  9%  [ 1 ]
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Ok, here we go, the great masturbation topic! :twisted: :roll: no one needs to specify their answer ofcourse, but mine is/was yes.




P.S. Mmm, how do i add multiple questions? :/ I wanted some more stuff like "do you have a partner" and "how often a week", etc. etc.

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Tue Jul 15, 2003 2:32 pm
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Then vote yes you brother-in-hands!

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Tue Jul 15, 2003 2:36 pm
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Freaks. :?

Off course I do it, I don't have a gf. :(

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c'mon, this isn't even an issue. g/f or not.. :D :lol:

anyone remember that film, i think its chatholic boys, that spiky haired bloke doing it something like 4.3 times a day (yeah, i know, .3.. :? ) heh, slacker.. :D :twisted:

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Well, with a gf the frequency would go down drasticly. :)

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heh, not always true, depends how much of a horn dog you are.. :wink:

look at satis.. :)

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go DOWN? :roll: :twisted:

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Yeah, what else would I need a gf for? :roll:

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heh, i think ox is maybe making remarks about the 'angle' :wink: as in 'up'.. :D

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I am married, but that only makes so much of a difference. I have a voracious appetite, and there is only so much time in the day. Plus, the exertion level is pretty different.


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No, i was certainly referring to the amount, not to the position of the male organ. :) The more sex you have, the more your appetite for it needs to be satisfied. Like with food, the more you eat, the faster ur metabolism will process it. And vice versa, if you're used to eating very few, you'll get indigestions from eating much food. Blah.


Point being: periods without a gf and not too much boredom are way less masturbating-intense than with a gf for me. More or less what Pig pointed out, altho i'm anything but married ofcourse.

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The other side of it, is that if you have too much nookie, you end up having to take a break. If we have too wild of a time, my wife hurts too much to have sex for a day or two. I point out that she is the one that asked for it at the time, but she doesn't seem to care about that later.

Is that off topic?


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Well, kinda, consentual sex with two persons isn't masturbating, but if we keep it at this it's ok imo. And i hear what you're saying, been there, heard that. :) Altho very much most likely not as frequently and intensively. :roll: (the sex, that is)

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Good point.

/me tries not to look at Ox's crotch.


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