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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16646 Location: On a slope
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muhaha. Ok, erm, I'm just gonna not go there and pretend I believe you, Suga. Yea, politically correct thing to do. I believe that Suga voted no, and she wouldn't lie. Never. Just like no woman would ever lie. *cough* After all, women are always truthful *COUGH* and would never lie to a man *HACK!*. And we can always believe them *fallstofloorcoughingupcrap*.
_________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
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Thu Jul 17, 2003 12:34 pm |
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Pig
Duke
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 8:59 am Posts: 1358 Location: right behind you
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Man, it would suck to be one of those people that doesn't masturbate. I dated a girl (briefly) that was disgusted by the thought of it. Jeez. If I couldn't whack off, my life would be a lot more stressful, less fun, and less sticky.
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Thu Jul 17, 2003 1:40 pm |
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Rinox
Minor Diety
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14878 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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lol@Pig
Hehe...let Suga off the hook man..even if i too have a very hard time to believe that a person who knows the what's and how's of masturbating, would not engage in self-petting, there must be SOME ppl on the planet that don't do it. What speaks for her is that she; instead of ignoring the poll in sex-fright like Inqui (hehehe ), reacted and voted. I would think that if Suga ahd really something to "hide" she'd have gone and not answer the poll, at all.
But again, strange strange strange. I feel obliged to draw conclusions about Oceania and sex now. jk
EDIT: W00t! Masturbation protects from prostate cancer! I'm SO safe now!
http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993942
_________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
- Coach
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Thu Jul 17, 2003 2:52 pm |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16646 Location: On a slope
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hey, cool, I'm safe. 5 times a week? HAH! With what I've accomplished so far in my 20s, I'll probably protect my children.
_________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
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Thu Jul 17, 2003 4:52 pm |
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J
Minor Diety
Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:31 pm Posts: 3325 Location: Belgium
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Let the wacking begin!! ehm .. continue that is.
They should put that scene in a movie: guy get caught wacking off by his parents and he shouts: `it protects me from CANCER you know`
_________________ Beter een pens van het zuipen dan een bult van het werken!
~King of Thieves~
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Fri Jul 18, 2003 1:52 am |
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derf
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7721 Location: Centre of the sun
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"lol" at the "no-holds-barred" forum style!
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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Sat Jul 19, 2003 11:42 am |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16646 Location: On a slope
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well, I've heard if you clench and unclench your, errr, posterior, as it were, 100 times in a row you'll stimulate your colon to the point of orgasm.
_________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
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Sat Jul 19, 2003 1:31 pm |
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tyranus
Emperor
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 3:42 am Posts: 2005 Location: Under my wife AND son's thumbs.. in essex! chavs! everywhere!!
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lol gasp.
nice to see everyone getting into the swing of it
_________________ Sleep deprivation for teh lose
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Sun Jul 20, 2003 2:34 pm |
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Franny
Marquis
Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2003 11:08 am Posts: 940 Location: over there
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heh stupid mods, you we got a few of them....
fortunatly Ox is one of them and he started the topic
you've gotta love a bit of the old rosy palm and her five friends
_________________ Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night.
Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Satis Clankiller
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Sun Jul 20, 2003 3:26 pm |
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Franny
Marquis
Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2003 11:08 am Posts: 940 Location: over there
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This one time at band camp (read Walkthrough-Online.com) everybdy kinda ignored the mods....well i say everybody what i really mean i Gman rebelled against Peltz, to be honest it was funny as hell and Peltz was threatening physical violence on G. But yeah no mods would get old and annoying as hell.
Anyway back to the topic in hand (get it? clever eh??)
Satis, you ever tried the ass-clenching thing then? i bet you'd have a really firm ass if you did that regularly
_________________ Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night.
Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Satis Clankiller
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Sun Jul 20, 2003 3:32 pm |
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Rinox
Minor Diety
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14878 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Hehehhehe...
As for what Franny told you about Gasp..yeah i was still a member back then, i kinda rose out f the ashes of the time of troubles, straight to modhood. Or so i like to believe.
_________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
- Coach
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