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tyranus
Emperor
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 3:42 am
Posts: 2005
Location: Under my wife AND son's thumbs.. in essex! chavs! everywhere!!
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heh, we rule and your all our bitches  
have you ever considered the prostate? could it have been in a worse position?? set up for queers or what. 
damn biatch god..  (please no religous convo, inqui gets the arse with everyone. )
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Sleep deprivation for teh lose
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm
Posts: 16650
Location: On a slope
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hehe...no, I never tried the clenching thing. I got to like 30 and my ass started to hurt. So, I couldn't tell you. heheh..yea, I'd probably have a pretty firm rear, though. 
ahhhhh....man. Yea, I've never been on any forums that would allow this kind of thing. Which is why I rule! 
PS...I'm not a mod. I'm a forum god.
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Inquisitor
Super Moderator
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:48 pm
Posts: 892
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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Eh.... no it wasn't me - like I said - I'm having a silent protest my refraining from answering the poll.......
*fingers the modding buttons*
And Satis - no you can't have a pic of my hands, so there
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Rinox
Minor Diety
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am
Posts: 14878
Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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You'd better finger something more phallic and join our merry little group here Inqui!
As for Satis' buttocks...i blame it on them cowboy skintight ropers...they just force everything in that shape...including hedgehoge-like nuts.
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm
Posts: 16650
Location: On a slope
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Satis' buttocks finger the moderator buttons
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Inquisitor
Super Moderator
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:48 pm
Posts: 892
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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Eheh.... no.
I'll pass.
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Franny
Marquis
Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2003 11:08 am
Posts: 940
Location: over there
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phallic?!?!?!?! wtf does that mean? u making up words again Oxy? and he wonders why he fails his english exams.....
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm
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Location: On a slope
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no, he's actually not making up words. Musta been watching some haughty sex movie. Phallic means "penis-like".
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Rinox
Minor Diety
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am
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Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Hehe...I'm 1337 smart, not the dumbass you think i am! Don't underestimate the power of the wicked! 
And i've watched so much porn in my life that i have a whole part of my brain dedicated to porn- and sex-slang.
P.S. and i actually only failed my english grammar exam with 9/20 I got good grades on writing and literature. Those two hours concentrating during those exams really payed off, but it took a lot of me, had to rest for a week in a dark room.
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Arathorn
Minor Diety
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am
Posts: 3956
Location: Amsterdam
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A dark room or a darkroom?
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Rinox
Minor Diety
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am
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Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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LOL a Dark Room, ty very much! hehe
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Franny
Marquis
Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2003 11:08 am
Posts: 940
Location: over there
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damn Ox was right and i was wrong
well there's a first for everything...
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