Army Called To Action

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Noone can deny that reality is infinitely stranger than fiction.

Apparently the toads were introduced to Australia during the 30s to combat beatles that were eating the sugar cane. Now they're devastating Australia's native fauna. Apparently they have a poison sack on the back of their heads than can kill a crocodile in minutes.

I wonder if you can smoke it?

Huh...

Yay... cool stuff. I'd wish to use flamethrower on the army of little toxic freaks before they (in-)toxicate me.

Ah yes, i saw something on this years ago. There was a road where these things would cross, and drivers would run them over. That was full of roadkill.

lol, or lick it for a good trip.

They can kill crocs? I'm thinking we'll see a different line of programs on NGC in 10 years' time. Steve the toxic toad hunter.

oy, thar's one o' them varmints now! Oooh, he's a toxic li'l bugger! Ere, I'll stick mah finger up its arse!

See this is the part where Suga should say "we don't talk like that" ... guess now all aussies do

Btw i watched Spiders 2 recently, incredibly stupid film. Maybe they'll start with a Poison Frogs movie now.

Why everyone else dream of tripping while the first thing comming to my mind is slaughter.

Our tripping doesn't necessarily exclude slaughter Gfree. Like that last time when I woke up with blood all over my shirt holding a butcher's knife. (just kidding )

Tripped, you might start killing each other. No doubt toads would stop to watch the show. Ok, invasion would be stopped that way till you're out of folk.

And me... well... there is no chance to win them all alone so I'd be joining them with some snacks, pop-corn and coke. (Let wait till Chuck Norris come)