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Faces you just want to thump
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derf
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7721 Location: Centre of the sun
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Faces you just want to thump
There are some people i see almost everyday at uni, walking by and stuff, and i dont know why exactly, but they have the kind of faces that are tempting to smash. Like this one guy sitting accross me right now, hes a fat bastard with a stupid walk, and he hits the spacebar way too hard. His face i would very much like to punch.
Anyone else feel the same sometimes? Or is it just me?
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Thu May 25, 2006 12:52 pm |
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Mole
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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There is this little chav that comes in o2 quite a lot. He looks like a wanker, acts like a wanker and is a wanker.
I'd like to punch him.
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Thu May 25, 2006 12:54 pm |
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derf
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7721 Location: Centre of the sun
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I take it you work at o2?
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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Thu May 25, 2006 3:28 pm |
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Mole
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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That depends on if the answer to the question is going to get me introuble with your parents because you ran up a huge bill and got them to bail you out
Yeah, I do.
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Thu May 25, 2006 3:36 pm |
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derf
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7721 Location: Centre of the sun
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So you must know a thing or two against phones, or just be a good salesman.
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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Thu May 25, 2006 5:13 pm |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
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Yes, I have the urge to kick the crap out of random people.
I think it has to do with past association. They look, act, or smell like someone you hated. Or they just piss you off. I have a bunch of customers like that.
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Thu May 25, 2006 5:28 pm |
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Mole
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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The former... I'm an honest salesman, which isn't always a good one. What it does ensure though, is that the customers that I bring in will always be loyal.
I've had countless people comending me, I've had 2 people say they are going to write letters about the excellent service they recieved, I recieved 1 bottle of wine, 1 £5 tip, 1 £10 tip and a billion thankyous.
And I like I say, I know a thing or two about phones.
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Thu May 25, 2006 5:29 pm |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
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yea....apparently most of my customers think I'm an asshole.
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Thu May 25, 2006 5:30 pm |
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ElevenBravo
King
Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:18 pm Posts: 1976 Location: Sexy Town
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Thats the christian spirit!
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Thu May 25, 2006 6:43 pm |
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derf
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7721 Location: Centre of the sun
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Yeah, when i worked in retail, i adopted good old honesty too. Being a 100% salesman always seemed degrading and pathetic to me, so although the honest salesmen never sell as much as the power-salesmen, i reckon they make the experience for the customer much more enjoyable.
And then there are the bad salesmen. Those guys that put on the whole impatient-salesman act, no eye contact, they talk too much because they like the sound of their own voice, and their facial expression is one of snobbery. Next time i speak to one of those i think ill say to him, "Sorry mate, have you got something more important to do?"
Then high-kick his head if he dares to return a sly answer.
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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Fri May 26, 2006 5:43 am |
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Mole
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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Did I say I had punched him? No. Did I say I will punch him? No. Did I say I'd like to punch him, yes - but I won't.
So please, shut up.
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Fri May 26, 2006 10:58 am |
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derf
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7721 Location: Centre of the sun
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Depends what he meant by "spirit".
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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Fri May 26, 2006 12:00 pm |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
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a TRUE Christian would never have the urge. And if he did, he would feel really guilty and repent.
Then again, true Christians feel really guilty all the time.
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Fri May 26, 2006 2:34 pm |
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pevil
Minor Diety
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:43 am Posts: 4316
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not to mention hardly ever exist. i think i'd be scared to meet a true christian. I mean, EVERYTHING i did would be wrong. Everything s/he did would probably be wrong too. That's why I don't get on with religion, you can't do anything right. It's like having a third parent, but this one sees you no matter where you go.
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Fri May 26, 2006 2:37 pm |
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RB
Emperor
Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:25 am Posts: 2560
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I do not feel aggression toward people because of their faces but because of their deeds and overall behaviour. Of course there are faces which I don't like but hey - that's my problem. What I always try, is to don't let such dislike lead me to the wrong conclusions.
In principle, when I wish to trash someone's face and clean the asphalt with it, it is well deserved.
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Fri May 26, 2006 2:53 pm |
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