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Author:  derf [ Thu May 25, 2006 12:52 pm ]
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There are some people i see almost everyday at uni, walking by and stuff, and i dont know why exactly, but they have the kind of faces that are tempting to smash. Like this one guy sitting accross me right now, hes a fat bastard with a stupid walk, and he hits the spacebar way too hard. His face i would very much like to punch.

Anyone else feel the same sometimes? Or is it just me?

Author:  Mole [ Thu May 25, 2006 12:54 pm ]
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There is this little chav that comes in o2 quite a lot. He looks like a wanker, acts like a wanker and is a wanker.

I'd like to punch him.

Author:  derf [ Thu May 25, 2006 3:28 pm ]
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I take it you work at o2?

Author:  Mole [ Thu May 25, 2006 3:36 pm ]
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That depends on if the answer to the question is going to get me introuble with your parents because you ran up a huge bill and got them to bail you out ;)

Yeah, I do.

Author:  derf [ Thu May 25, 2006 5:13 pm ]
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So you must know a thing or two against phones, or just be a good salesman.

Author:  Satis [ Thu May 25, 2006 5:28 pm ]
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Yes, I have the urge to kick the crap out of random people.

I think it has to do with past association. They look, act, or smell like someone you hated. Or they just piss you off. I have a bunch of customers like that.

Author:  Mole [ Thu May 25, 2006 5:29 pm ]
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The former... I'm an honest salesman, which isn't always a good one. What it does ensure though, is that the customers that I bring in will always be loyal.

I've had countless people comending me, I've had 2 people say they are going to write letters about the excellent service they recieved, I recieved 1 bottle of wine, 1 £5 tip, 1 £10 tip and a billion thankyous.

And I like I say, I know a thing or two about phones.

Author:  Satis [ Thu May 25, 2006 5:30 pm ]
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yea....apparently most of my customers think I'm an asshole. :evil:

Author:  ElevenBravo [ Thu May 25, 2006 6:43 pm ]
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Mole wrote:
There is this little chav that comes in o2 quite a lot. He looks like a wanker, acts like a wanker and is a wanker.

I'd like to punch him.


Thats the christian spirit!

Author:  derf [ Fri May 26, 2006 5:43 am ]
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Yeah, when i worked in retail, i adopted good old honesty too. Being a 100% salesman always seemed degrading and pathetic to me, so although the honest salesmen never sell as much as the power-salesmen, i reckon they make the experience for the customer much more enjoyable.

And then there are the bad salesmen. Those guys that put on the whole impatient-salesman act, no eye contact, they talk too much because they like the sound of their own voice, and their facial expression is one of snobbery. Next time i speak to one of those i think ill say to him, "Sorry mate, have you got something more important to do?"

Then high-kick his head if he dares to return a sly answer.

Author:  Mole [ Fri May 26, 2006 10:58 am ]
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ElevenBravo The Great wrote:
Mole wrote:
There is this little chav that comes in o2 quite a lot. He looks like a wanker, acts like a wanker and is a wanker.

I'd like to punch him.


Thats the christian spirit!


Did I say I had punched him? No. Did I say I will punch him? No. Did I say I'd like to punch him, yes - but I won't.

So please, shut up.

Author:  derf [ Fri May 26, 2006 12:00 pm ]
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Depends what he meant by "spirit".

Author:  Satis [ Fri May 26, 2006 2:34 pm ]
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a TRUE Christian would never have the urge. And if he did, he would feel really guilty and repent.

Then again, true Christians feel really guilty all the time.

Author:  pevil [ Fri May 26, 2006 2:37 pm ]
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not to mention hardly ever exist. i think i'd be scared to meet a true christian. I mean, EVERYTHING i did would be wrong. Everything s/he did would probably be wrong too. That's why I don't get on with religion, you can't do anything right. It's like having a third parent, but this one sees you no matter where you go.

Author:  RB [ Fri May 26, 2006 2:53 pm ]
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I do not feel aggression toward people because of their faces but because of their deeds and overall behaviour. Of course there are faces which I don't like but hey - that's my problem. What I always try, is to don't let such dislike lead me to the wrong conclusions.

In principle, when I wish to trash someone's face and clean the asphalt with it, it is well deserved.

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