heh...ok, so I skipped over most of this April fool's shite. In fact, I was busy having carpet put into my house (for 10 friggin' hours!) so I didn't even go online that day. Anyway...here's the link to slashdot that day. There's some funny crap in there.
http://slashdot.org/index.pl?issue=20060401
ah well, anyway...maybe this should've gone into funny stuff. Too friggin' late.