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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4714135.stm

Starting to look better and better. Soon I'll have my dream sex slave. :twisted:

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Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:38 am
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bloody hell...

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but it cannot move properlly... like i can not spell properly. See?!

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Shame they allways look like Japaneesters. It's time for android engineers from Europe or the America!

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Mr. Data has a grilfriend!

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The fact that its oriental looking means that for non-orientals it seems probably more realistic. Orientals on the other hand may see it less realistically than us. Therefore, perhpas a western version would be less impressive than this oriental one, for us.

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I'll take an oriental one. They just need to perfect some things first. And yea, she just sits there. Like some ex's of mine, I'm sure. Hopefully there'll be future upgrades that will improve response. :wink:

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Satis wrote:
They just need to perfect some things first.


Oh yea? :wink:

You dirty bastard! :D

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Am I the only one to suspect the maker of erh, deviant wishes? I mean, look at the guy:


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Whatcha lookin' at me bitch fo, yo?!

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what're you talking about? Look at the guy. He is the image of Japanese cool. I mean, only REALLY cool people pull their pants up past their belly buttons.

hmmm...does he have a woodie in that picture?

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I think he cut the insides of his pockets out and is masturbating on that very pic. He's an inspiration to us all.

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I think he cut the insides of his pockets out and is masturbating


I suppose only an expert could spot this. :D

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damn right man...the pleasures this technique can bring are boundless. Sitting on the bus, waiting for a cab, at a family party...it's all good. It's just when you have to get up or sahe hands that things become potentially complicated.

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lol...family party.

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lol .. you sicko :P

The guy doesn't look that happy though, maybe he has a compulsive masturbation disorder, he just can't enjoy it anymore. Poor fella.

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