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"Arguing on the internet is like special Olympics, even if you win you're still retarded."

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Wed May 04, 2005 4:55 am
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Heh, already knew that one. Right on. What about this:


"Being a man is all about making mistakes and not caring."

-Al Bundy



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Al Bundy. God that man rocks.

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Wed May 04, 2005 6:18 am
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lol shit, i havent seen that man on TV for years.

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Wed May 04, 2005 6:32 am
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I think they're rerunning it (Married with Children) for the zillionest time on belgium tv (VT4 i think).

But Yeah, Al Bundy is cool (in a really pathetic way)

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Wed May 04, 2005 7:38 am
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Oh, Al Bundy is a God for so many reasons. Because he's a gigantic loser, a huge pig, a dumb fuck, and because of his amazing views on life and the world.

one of my mottos, eloquently expressed by Al himself:

“It’s only a game if you win but if you lose it’s a stinking waste of time.â€

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Oscar Wilde when a lady stopped him in the street and stated he was drunk:

"And your ugly my lady. But least I'll be sober in the morning"

I'm not sure if it was Wilde or Churchill that said that tho.

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Is Oscar Wilde that guy from Charlie and th Choco factory?

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"None of us is as dumb as all of us"
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What's that Satis? Handbook for the misantrope? :D

lol@ Derf and Wilde

Not really a quote, but lyrics i'm very fond of


Draw Down The Stars

Coming back to the city
That I never quite leave
Picture you be the ocean
Picture me coughing into my sleeve

Like a snake eating snake you confuse me
Who's killer ? Who's captive ? Who's free ?
In a city that kills by constriction
Throw your streets around me and squeeze

And draw down the stars
Draw down the stars
What's in your heart?

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And at this very moment I'm whistling Joy Division's love will tear us apart :P

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No he was the famous gay writer and something else. He died long before the Chocolate factory existed in Dahl's mind.
*sings this one*
"Always look upon the bright side of life"

Sorry had to be done.

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shit, i got that one wrong.

*googles image for Oscar Wilde*

never seen that face before.

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Maybe I'm deformed by college, but as a Brit your surely know who Wilde is Derf? Or am I missing the fine sarcasm again. :)

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Hell even i knew that Charlie and the .. books are written by Roald Dahl.

I'll see if i can think of a good quote to put here. 1 sentence replies are too low for my standards :wink:

Some random quotes i found (any idea who came up with them?):

Besides, how boring would life be without some wrist-popping self-loving madness?

If I couldn't whack off, my life would be a lot more stressful, less fun, and less sticky.

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Rinox wrote:
Maybe I'm deformed by college, but as a Brit your surely know who Wilde is Derf? Or am I missing the fine sarcasm again. :)


Well, the thing is, im not wholly a Brit. As an Italian im too hung up on Monica Bellucci. Im sure youll agree. ;)

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