That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero.

Not in cruelty
Not in wrath
The REAPER came today
An ANGEL visited
this gray path
And took the cube away.

Due to budget cuts, the lights at the end of the tunnel will be turned off.

Father McFeely: How is she?
Mrs. Voorhees: It's gotten worse, Father.
Father McFeely: Really?
Mrs. Voorhees: She won't eat, she won't talk.
Mrs. Voorhees: The child won't even let me touch her.
Father McFeely: Yes. Sometimes you have to give them candy.

Common sense is not so common

A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Chris Hoy thinks that the day Chris Hoy refers to Chris Hoy in the third person is the day that Chris Hoy disappears up his own arse.

NiftyJamaican
Posted 3-16-2009 5:21pm

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

I'm going to go talk to some food about this

Fucking is definitely great for the multiplayer.

Cocks are imba. Nerf plz, devs.

If they nerfed your cock any further it would be a third nipple.

Thank god I buff it regularly.

Jack Foley: What kind of name is Hejira?
Hejira: It's Islamic.
Jack Foley: What's it mean?
Hejira: The Hejira was Mohammed's flight from Mecca in 632. Brothers in Leavenworth gave me that name.
Jack Foley: You were in Leavenworth?
Hejira: For a time.
Jack Foley: What's that mean?
Hejira: Means, when the time came, I left.
Jack Foley: You broke out?
Hejira: I prefer to think of it as an exodus from an undesirable place.

n spite of all our naming complaints, today’s notebook comparison proves the GeForce GTX 280M is indeed a top-performer as far as notebooks go. But being the fastest notebook gamer at a LAN full of desktops would be kind of like being the fattest fly in a jungle filled with frogs and spiders.

Have you ever sat through a speech by a company executive who seems to communicate solely in business cliches? He’ll speak of synergy and paradigm shifts and value-added propositions until you want to impale yourself on the nearest sharp object. And the only value you take away from a speech like that is that you are, in fact, capable of a boredom-induced vegetative state.