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It's like farting in the bath tub. It's only funny if you're a kid, or a moron.


And todays quote of the day comes from our very own Derfmeister.

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It may be that such an ode to the old school - which Demon's Souls incontrovertibly is - would be out of step with their new image as the Everything Doer for the widest section of the market as opposed to some basement-bound shame box for albinoid otaku.


-By Tycho from Penny Arcade.

It would totally suck to be at the wrong side of his verbal dagger. I mean to praise a game title, ridicule Sony and give such a vivid description of one devoted white gamer in one sentence is a masterpiece if i've ever seen one.

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An elephant could take a shit on the back seat and it still would smell less.


- Samuel L Jackson in "The Man"

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Resident Evil 4. Brilliant game, totally absolutely masterfully fucked up port. I mean the port is such shit that it actually classifies as a masterpiece.

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From the Rockpapershotgun.com subscriber newsletter:


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http://www.mmorpg.com/blogs.cfm?bhcp=1& ... k-Producer

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For some time now Jumpgate posts articles that are totally irrelevant to the consumer. The internal processes that are used by the company are of no interest and of no concern to us. We will however be able to tell without a doubt what a good (or bad) job you did as soon as we can get our hands on the product itself: THE GAME!

So please do us a favor, stop talking (rubbish) and keep working, maybe this way the game will be out by Q4 2010!


-MarineBoy (MMORPG.com / comment)

I couldn't agree more, and this applies to the majority of games out there not just Jumpgate. Following the link is optional, its there only for the purpose of reference.

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Peltz wrote:
matters as much as a fart in a tornado.


Hehe, another peltz classic.

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yea, he gets pretty damned creative with his metaphors, doesn't he?
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My excitement level for Napolean is about the same as for the dentist.


Todays epic quote comes from our very of Satis.

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DLC is part of the "Next Gen" and no amount of whining on a GameSpot news story will change that. Companies want money, so live with it. PC, console, who cares? Borderlands rocks. PC rocks. PS3 rocks. X360... Rocks in a Microsoft-flavored way.


Raephius, Gamespot user.

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Peltz wrote:
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It's like farting in the bath tub. It's only funny if you're a kid, or a moron.


And todays quote of the day comes from our very own Derfmeister.


Mentally, I'm both, and I lol every fucking time :D

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http://www.tomshardware.co.uk/intel-cor ... 32451.html

http://www.tomshardware.com/news/intel- ... ,9219.html

Todays quote comes in the form a picture below. I added the links so that if anyone cares they can read about what intel is up to these days (or has been trying for a few years).


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I found this very amusing

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Engadget: Helping you flame with accuracy.


This was in response to an article about Microsoft losing an appeal to a patent infringement lawsuit. The specifics are less important than the quote. :roll: For anyone that cares.

http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/22/micr ... rred-from/

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Pity the irony is lost to most people because it is really good one.

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Todays quote comes from the TV show "Missing." I think it is very fitting for today.

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"Do you know how to make God laugh? Tell him your plans."


Enjoy the feast.

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