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Ok, the old topic is screwed up and it's way too much work to fix it, so we're starting a new one.

So...what will people accept as your signature on a CC receipt? Apparently anything.

http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit_card/

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Holy crap that site is slow... I will comment on it when it's loaded. ;)

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bah...I pulled the link off slashdot. Looks like it's been slashdotted. :P Ah well. I'll see if I can find a mirror.

well, crap, no working mirror. Oh well. Someone post something funny!

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This credit card/signature stuff rocks! *carries on reading*

And not funny, but fun: http://www.doom2.net/~doomdepot/abs-download.html

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'cannot find server' and a link to a game for which you need Doom2 or something. At least it surely isn't fun. Great start guys. :D

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Okay i thought this was funny: link

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Aww man, that would have served a fine archive for laughter.

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Any old game freaks... like myself... should check out
http://www.abandonia.com
No doubt some of you have already seen it, but it really kicks butt :mrgreen:

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Hehe suga, i found that baby in my favorites a couple of days ago. Damn i'm starting to get nostalgic again .. i'm off playing a terrible looking game. :)

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on the credit card thing, we were told when training to work where i do, that 'unless it obviously looks stupidly wrong (like... about a quarter of the letters or something) then dont even bother checking it, just accept'. how screwed up is that.

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http://lelombrik.free.fr/LoMBriK/Ascenseur/

and another http://www.chilloutzone.de/files/05010701.swf

That idea is just brilliant, Ox if you ever get into real troubles (like a total bum :wink: ), just find yourself an elevator

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I have a better idea. Rent out a cheap suit, then stand in elevators asking "which floor sir/madame" and then hint for a tip when they get to the right floor.

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Or, go to a capital (Rome, London, something like that) and be a beggar with a difference. Some beggars pull off the whole "im homeless" bullshit while other (more successfully) pull of stuff like "im from sarajevo" or one guy even had a dog with a small basket in his mouth while he played the guitar.

Novely shit like that, that idiots will think "ah ok, ill give him a Euro".

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Would you give me a Euro if I stood there with a basket in my mouth? :)



lol@elevators, and even more @the scissors. Typical short-tempered fatso that goes wuss on you in a sec. He reminds me of my brother when we were younger, always grabbing for potential weapons around (broomsticks, belts, knives) while I was whooping him bare-handed. :?



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http://nuar.lunarpages.com/video/SW_mirrors.htm

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If i even saw you Ox, let alone with a basket in your mouth, i would smash your face. :)

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