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Peltz
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Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:14 pm Posts: 6316 Location: Estonia
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Re: Funny Stuff II
I don't know how to make the picture smaller.
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Tue Mar 14, 2023 6:34 am |
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Peltz
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Re: Funny Stuff II
_________________ When someone asks how rich you are, quote Rinox " I don't even have a rusty nail to scratch my butt with...!"
Be well or Get Help!!
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Sat Mar 18, 2023 2:48 pm |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14886 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Re: Funny Stuff II
Shit, is Chuck Norris really 83 years old? We're getting to that age where all the people we watched on TV as kids are dying. Before too long it'll start being our turn.
_________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
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Satis
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Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16653 Location: On a slope
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Re: Funny Stuff II
I don't know about you, but I plan to live forever. Then again, I also planned to not age past 27 and that hasn't gone so well.
_________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
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Mon Mar 20, 2023 7:49 am |
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Peltz
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Re: Funny Stuff II
_________________ When someone asks how rich you are, quote Rinox " I don't even have a rusty nail to scratch my butt with...!"
Be well or Get Help!!
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Thu Mar 23, 2023 3:41 pm |
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Peltz
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Re: Funny Stuff II
_________________ When someone asks how rich you are, quote Rinox " I don't even have a rusty nail to scratch my butt with...!"
Be well or Get Help!!
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Sat Mar 25, 2023 3:32 am |
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Peltz
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Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:14 pm Posts: 6316 Location: Estonia
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Re: Funny Stuff II
_________________ When someone asks how rich you are, quote Rinox " I don't even have a rusty nail to scratch my butt with...!"
Be well or Get Help!!
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Mon Mar 27, 2023 9:42 am |
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Peltz
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Re: Funny Stuff II
_________________ When someone asks how rich you are, quote Rinox " I don't even have a rusty nail to scratch my butt with...!"
Be well or Get Help!!
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Sat Apr 08, 2023 3:03 am |
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Peltz
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Re: Funny Stuff II
_________________ When someone asks how rich you are, quote Rinox " I don't even have a rusty nail to scratch my butt with...!"
Be well or Get Help!!
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Sat Apr 08, 2023 2:31 pm |
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Rinox
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Re: Funny Stuff II
Heh
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_________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
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Sun Apr 16, 2023 3:29 pm |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16653 Location: On a slope
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Re: Funny Stuff II
_________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
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Tue Apr 18, 2023 7:50 am |
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Peltz
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Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:14 pm Posts: 6316 Location: Estonia
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Re: Funny Stuff II
| | | | Quote: An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive sports car.
Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man.
"Look what you did to my car" he yells. "You're going to give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"
"Oh my" says the old man, "I don't have that kind of money.
Let me call my son, he trains dolphins and he will know what to do."
"Dolphins" the other driver huffs, while rolling his eyes.
The old man pulls out his phone, dials his son and just as his son answered, the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man.
"So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, Your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need 10 grand right now or I'm going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp."
"I'll be there in 10 minutes," says the voice calmly on the other end.
Exactly 10 minutes later a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road.
When he's finished, he walks over to his father and says….
"For the last time dad, I train Seals, Navy Seals.....
NOT dolphins!" | | | | |
_________________ When someone asks how rich you are, quote Rinox " I don't even have a rusty nail to scratch my butt with...!"
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Mon Jun 19, 2023 10:40 pm |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16653 Location: On a slope
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Re: Funny Stuff II
_________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
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Mon Jun 26, 2023 7:15 pm |
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Rinox
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Re: Funny Stuff II
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Satis
Felix Rex
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Re: Funny Stuff II
I'm sure this has been posted.
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