I know the feeling, it sucks harder than a fat chick on a sugar coated penis that spews chocolate .. (just wanted to use that phrase
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| Author: | derf [ Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Dont you just hate the squits? |
Man i had life so bad just a moment ago. Of course, i was and still am at Uni, in front of my terminal and there it was, like a express train to Alabama. BANG! This damn pain hit me like a bullet in the stomach, i almost cried "MEDIC!". I got up, got my shit together and walked as quickly as i could (without people noticing me) to the downstairs lavvy. I got downstairs still dying of pain and i came to the toilet, thankfully it was empty! Man i could tell you now the noise and the stench that arose from that hour of doom, but im sure you know what its like to have stomach-load of molten lava ready to erupt. And, after that, life seemed blissful. |
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| Author: | J [ Wed Feb 16, 2005 4:16 am ] |
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I know the feeling, it sucks harder than a fat chick on a sugar coated penis that spews chocolate .. (just wanted to use that phrase )
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| Author: | Rinox [ Wed Feb 16, 2005 6:08 am ] |
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What are the squits? Violent diarrhea? |
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| Author: | tyranus [ Wed Feb 16, 2005 6:27 am ] |
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lol.thats the one ox. yeah, that bit where your stomach just cramps and ya gotta run. not so fun if your driving or in a nightclub in greece. (believe me, the toilet was like a hole in the ground  )
and also the dreaded squits and projectile vomiting. the nearest thing to death, surely. |
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| Author: | derf [ Wed Feb 16, 2005 6:56 am ] |
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Yeh man i hear ya BJ. Jeez that must be worst when youre driving because you HAVETO hold it in, especially if youre with others in the car. |
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| Author: | Rinox [ Wed Feb 16, 2005 6:59 am ] |
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lol, Greece+diarrhea, an eternal combo. 
Derf, new sig combaining all you love eh? Uni, UK/Italy, Computers, Socialism and Football?
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| Author: | derf [ Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:02 am ] |
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I wouldnt go so far as to call it "socialism" but yeh, thats the idea of the sig. |
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| Author: | Rinox [ Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:39 am ] |
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True, true...I guess that a 'socialist' wouldn't be allowed to be Bush's lapdog.  They'd prolly throw Blair in the gulag (Guantanamo if you will) on the next state visit, if that was the case.
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| Author: | Satis [ Wed Feb 16, 2005 9:10 am ] |
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w00t. In my gulag, you fascist communist socialist euro dogs! |
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| Author: | Rinox [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 12:48 pm ] |
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lol. Gulags are cool, when you can run them. |
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| Author: | ElevenBravo [ Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:55 am ] |
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lol I have never had the "squits" before. My eyes are fine. I have had the "squirts" though. |
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| Author: | Satis [ Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:08 am ] |
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lol, yea, I figured it was some wierd britishism. I've certainly been squirty a time or two. Sheesh...the conversations here are priceless. Your kid, 11b? I thought we took away your ability to procreate. |
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| Author: | StephieMarie [ Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:18 am ] |
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ok i have to ask who is 11b? |
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| Author: | ElevenBravo [ Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:37 am ] |
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<-- 11b No I am kid free "for the moment" |
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| Author: | derf [ Mon Feb 21, 2005 1:28 pm ] |
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11b ^^^^^^^^^^
Whats with that ugly little gremlin for an avatar then? |
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