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Fantasies...;) 

Have you ever made up fantasies for your girlfriend?
Yes 50%  50%  [ 5 ]
No 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
I've had one made up for me! 10%  10%  [ 1 ]
I've never had a girlfriend! :( 40%  40%  [ 4 ]
Total votes : 10

Fantasies...;) 
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lol ox, bless. And don't worry, you are learning young one, the way of pevil is strong within you...;) lol. Your 'execution' of Way of Pevil 2 was quite good the other day...the 'headlock' needed a little bit more work however...

#cough# yes? What are you lot looking at? You wanna learn the way of Pev you go register! Stupid people, trying to learn the secrets without paying...

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Yeah! you don't wanna know how many truckloads choc this course has cost me! :evil: :roll: *gets back on mat to perform headlocks*

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Tue May 06, 2003 11:04 am
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strange...I haven't seen any bars of choc yet!!!!

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Rinox wrote:
Satis, is your g/f's like your typical "pull-out-of-boots" mini-type of gun then? Since you say it's small.


Yea, it's pretty small. She could probably fit it in a bit. It fires .32 ammunition, so it's still dangerous. :) Good luck fitting my gun in a boot. Well, maybe if you didn't have a foot in it. Poop.

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They way of the pev has its faults peoples! Don't waste your valuable trade on it! hehe, Me's fighted pev, and me not come accross much resistance, although for a girl she is fairly strong...

But hehe, me is the winner. And Pev's also has taps/showers that produce welsh male bodily fluids. 1000 welsh men to be exact.

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meh, stupid mole getting the way of pev wrong. and yes, me fighting does have it's faults, mainly coz if i like the person i don't wanna hurt them!

and meh...on the matter of my taps, if anyone wishes to help out...we had a couple guys go off ill the other day...shower isn't lasting long enough, just can't get the pressure up...

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Lol, me sorry bout the way of the Pev *has been educated*

And umm... Really bad phrasing there, even for what we are talking about "get the preasure up" ay?

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wtf is going on? She has a shower that produces male bodily fluids? 1000 men? And you can't get enough pressure with 1000 men contributing? Jeez, the images I'm getting are really quite disturbing. :shock:

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lol they must be bad if Satis is disturbed :) and meh to you mole :P ebil to me, me gotta cold coz of you! stupid idiotic 18 year olds...

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lol, me sooooorry...

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damn straight you do! tho i spose sea air at 2 in the morning aint good for you...prolly why you got the cold in the first place. ah well...

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Lol, no, maybe it aint, but it was still good fun. and was it really two in the morning? i knew it was late...

And i was quite impressed the way i scalled that wall, what having no energy due to carrying and excess load for what seemed like 3 billion miles, Being tired, Ill and the fact it was vertical! good thing me like climbing and aint affraid of hieghts!

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omg you cheeky git! i aint that heavy! lol. tho was a longish way. and yes, we set off about 11 ish, and we didn't get in until 20 past 2 :P how disgraceful are we?!

and lol yeah, u did good getting up the wall...shame about the jumping down. great heavy lump

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lol, me not calling you heavy fool! (though it seems you are calling it me) i mean, excess as in to my own body weight!

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lol me knows. and before you say it, YOU AINT FAT! yeesh, sposed to be me going on about 'does my bum look big in this'...we all know who the 'girl' is in this relationship :P

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