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Author:  Peltz [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:43 am ]
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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.


- Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut

(this is copy paste so i cant verify the above mentioned is the original author)
Author:  derf [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:57 am ]
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GMeister might appreciate this one:

"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
-- Charles Babbage (1791-1871)

Classic.
Author:  Peltz [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:03 pm ]
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Brilliant.
Author:  RB [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:08 pm ]
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Haha. Well that's just natural wondering over the fact that human stupidity knows no limits. Originally "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." (A. Einstein)
Author:  derf [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:21 pm ]
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Another one by some average-Joe internet blogger responding to a deep intelletual discussion about creationism.

"A snowflake is perfect. The design is magnificiently constructed and is symmetrical with intricate details and patterns that could only be designed by a creator. Too bad it has no creator. It's a fucking snowflake."
Author:  J [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:22 am ]
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Haha, that's great. Love it.
Author:  Peltz [ Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:31 am ]
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WHEN THE TURBO SPINS, THE bullshit ENDS
Author:  RB [ Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:26 pm ]
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Vista is evil. It's a bad, fat, ugly and unsexy girl (half-girl, half-boy?), yet more expensive than the best whore.
Author:  Satis [ Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:46 am ]
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Paul Semel of Maxim wrote:
What was the freakiest thing you ever snorted blow off of when you were a prominent coke fiend?

Gary Busey wrote:
I came home one day, took off my windbreaker, and three bindles of cocaine fell to the floor. Well, my dog, Chili, who has short hair, came in and laid on her back with her legs in the air, and she rubbed all my cocaine on her back and side. I yelled, "No, Chili! No" So I got a straw, and I started brushing her hair and snorting where I saw cocaine. Back, butt, side -- not a spot was left. It took me 25 minutes to snort all the cocaine the dog had on her coat. The fringe benefits of this were that the fleas, the dog hair, the mud, and the sweat went in my nose, too. It's not a good flavor coming off the dog.
Author:  RB [ Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:23 am ]
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Hah! He should've baked the dog like Chinese would certainly do for that.
Author:  Peltz [ Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:44 am ]
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From Pirates of the Caribbean, during the ship battle between The Flying Dutchman and the Black Pearl, the captain of the Pearl sais:

"The day you die is a day to live for"
Author:  RB [ Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:50 am ]
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Freeman says:
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I'm leaving you guys.
Author:  Satis [ Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:41 pm ]
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leaving on 1967 posts? That's not a good number. Could've gone for 1968, or 1975 or something. 1980 would've been appropriate in a dystopian sort of way.
Author:  Peltz [ Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:21 am ]
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I flushed my bios about an hour ago, successfully.


I found this highly humourous.
Author:  Rinox [ Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:10 pm ]
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Not so much a quote as a rather poetic line from a Buck 65 song

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I saw diamonds divide in the corners of her eyes
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