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Peltz
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- Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut
(this is copy paste so i cant verify the above mentioned is the original author)
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When someone asks how rich you are, quote Rinox " I don't even have a rusty nail to scratch my butt with...!"
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derf
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GMeister might appreciate this one:
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
-- Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
Classic.
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Peltz
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Brilliant.
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RB
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Haha. Well that's just natural wondering over the fact that human stupidity knows no limits. Originally "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." (A. Einstein)
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derf
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Another one by some average-Joe internet blogger responding to a deep intelletual discussion about creationism.
"A snowflake is perfect. The design is magnificiently constructed and is symmetrical with intricate details and patterns that could only be designed by a creator. Too bad it has no creator. It's a fucking snowflake."
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Haha, that's great. Love it.
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Peltz
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When someone asks how rich you are, quote Rinox " I don't even have a rusty nail to scratch my butt with...!"
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RB
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Satis
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 | | | | Quote: | | | | Gary Busey wrote: I came home one day, took off my windbreaker, and three bindles of cocaine fell to the floor. Well, my dog, Chili, who has short hair, came in and laid on her back with her legs in the air, and she rubbed all my cocaine on her back and side. I yelled, "No, Chili! No" So I got a straw, and I started brushing her hair and snorting where I saw cocaine. Back, butt, side -- not a spot was left. It took me 25 minutes to snort all the cocaine the dog had on her coat. The fringe benefits of this were that the fleas, the dog hair, the mud, and the sweat went in my nose, too. It's not a good flavor coming off the dog.
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RB
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Hah! He should've baked the dog like Chinese would certainly do for that.
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Peltz
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From Pirates of the Caribbean, during the ship battle between The Flying Dutchman and the Black Pearl, the captain of the Pearl sais:
"The day you die is a day to live for"
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Satis
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leaving on 1967 posts? That's not a good number. Could've gone for 1968, or 1975 or something. 1980 would've been appropriate in a dystopian sort of way.
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Peltz
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I found this highly humourous.
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Not so much a quote as a rather poetic line from a Buck 65 song
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