Hehe - a friend of mine has a book entitled "The World's Best Emails" which has a rather large section on the darwin awards - great stuff.

i think i've seen that book =)
I have one called World's Best Trivia, full of little stupid and little known facts
I'll find some for you guys later tonight

Got another- A chocolate labrodor is being asked to sit in jury duty. The owners say it's a dog but the law think it's an excuse. It's a DOG!

An Italian student wasn't exempt from her law exam whilst giving birth. The examiners said it wasn't something that could be passed off. She passed the exam and gave birth three hours later!

lol, okie dokies here's some of my trivia

- You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

- In Minnesota it is illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head.

- A newspaper publisher once fired Walt Disney because he had no good ideas

- Australia is the only play in the world with 25 types of fleas

- Banging your head against a wall used 150 calories an hour

- On average, 13 people are killed each year by falling vending machines

- It has been claimed that when reading horizontally from shakespeare's original published copy of hamlet, the furthest left hand side reads 'i am a homosexual' in the last four lines of the book

- Right now as you sit reading this, more than 100,000,000 creatures are swimming, feeding, reproducing and depositing waste inside your mouth.

- Every day an average of forty people will get hurt on a trampoline

- ewwwww in 1997, Napoleon's penis was sold in Paris for about US$3,800 to an American urologist.

- Yelling for eight years, seven months and six days would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

- There are more chickens on the earth than people imagine that uprising

That's why we're killing all of them over here. Their sickness is made up to cover the facts.

lol

Oh and there's plenty more where those came from

270 pages more to be precise

We don't want to know that

yea, not so sure about creatures thing. I prefer to think of my mouth as a temple. That's kinda cool about Napolean's privates though.

Lol, damn cleaning-obsessives! The more bacterias the merrier. You may laugh at me now with my fungus-pets in my moisty room, but w<hen biological warfare breaks out who you think is gonna survive? That's right, the supposedly freak with the fungi. Ahem. To draw the setting; i haven't eaten since the day before yesterday-evening, have a hangover (very rare that) and am typing in school library. You'd go nuts for less. More so, you ARE nuts. Yes you.

i think that you need to go lay down in a dark room ox.

Not your bedroom mind you

your professor's bedroom.

Don't get him started

I only got 2 female professors, so not much choice.

Or your fungus infested bathroom..With the light off you can count mow many kinds that are "glow in the dark"