The bread things from Hitch-hikers guide.

lmao, so that is why the Jedi want peace and order so badly: to use their lightsaber for gardening.

And about the Qui-Gon is a Sith Lord part... it would explain some things such as why he keeps rambling about the living force (= emotions, which lead to anger, hate and suffering...), he wasn't in the Jedi council and why he took Jar Jar across the galaxy.

The slight problem is his age tho. However, after watching the movie I could believe the midi-chlorian theory since Palpatine introduced it. Mace Windu's death was pretty poor tho. You would expect something more dramatic for him instead of getting fired and chucked out of a window.