|
It is currently Wed Oct 16, 2024 4:26 pm |
|
All times are UTC - 6 hours |
|
Page 4 of 103 |
[ 1535 posts ] | Go to page Previous 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ... 103 Next |
| Print view | Previous topic | Next topic |
Funny stuff
| Author | Message | |||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Duke  Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 7:08 am Posts: 1012 Location: Australia!!! (country of coolness) 
|
 Lmao
that's trippy as _________________ Act your shoe size. |
|||||||||
| Wed May 07, 2003 6:25 am |
|
|||||||||
|
||||||||||
|
King  Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:17 am Posts: 1717 Location: The Plateaus of Insanity
|
Does to me. Got another one. THis friend of mine (this was back in Year 9 when we were young and foolish) wrapped a blind cord (you know the ones that you pull the blind up and down) forgot it was round his neck and jumped off. What an idiot _________________ I think drugs have done some really good things. If you don't believe me, go home tonight, take all your cassettes, CDs, etc and burn them. Because those artists that have made that music were real fucking high- Bill Hicks |
|||||||||
| Thu May 08, 2003 6:06 am |
|
|||||||||
|
||||||||||
|
Felix Rex  Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
|
well, damn. There's so many better ways of doing yourself in than that. Jeez.
Hmmm..ok, not sure if it's an urban legend or not, but there's a story of a guy that was doing Truth or Dare (or something like that) and was dared to inject peanut butter into his veins. He did it, and promptly died. Dumb people deserve death. _________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. |
|||||||||
| Thu May 08, 2003 6:11 am |
|
|||||||||
|
||||||||||
|
Minor Diety  Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
|
well, they do if they're THAT dumn.
 0nce had a guy drink a bottle of concentrated dishwashing fluid thing for a dare (for a mere euro/dollar). He got halfway and then started barfing bubbles and passed out, then we pumped his stomach to make him abrf more and when he was up again made him drink warm water with salt in it to barf out the last remains of the stuff outta him. Dumb fucker...  _________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse." - Coach |
|||||||||
| Thu May 08, 2003 3:12 pm |
|
|||||||||
|
||||||||||
|
King Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:17 am Posts: 1717 Location: The Plateaus of Insanity
|
Heard about this? An American once asked an european. Do you coem from Europe? (Yess..). Are you Australian? THey really need to learn some Geography outside their country _________________ I think drugs have done some really good things. If you don't believe me, go home tonight, take all your cassettes, CDs, etc and burn them. Because those artists that have made that music were real fucking high- Bill Hicks |
|||||||||
| Fri May 09, 2003 6:16 am |
|
|||||||||
|
||||||||||
|
Minor Diety  Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am Posts: 3956 Location: Amsterdam
|
I hope that guy was drunk and confused Australia with Austria. On the other hand, it is an American after all...
 _________________ Melchett: As private parts to the gods are we: they play with us for their sport! |
|||||||||
| Fri May 09, 2003 10:35 am |
|
|||||||||
|
||||||||||
|
Felix Rex Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
|
hey now, I'm an American and my knowledge of geography may be better than yours...ya bastads.
 Ok, there's alot of really stupid Americans, I admit it... but there's a fair number of really smart ones too, eh? Who do you think invented the internet? Bob Dole, of course! *cough*
Here's a pic from Myrrdin:  _________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. |
|||||||||
| Fri May 09, 2003 3:54 pm |
|
|||||||||
|
||||||||||
|
Minor Diety Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am Posts: 3956 Location: Amsterdam
|
Hehe, I know that, you're the only intelligent American. Wasn't the internet developed by a bunch of universities by the way? Of course that Dole guy can claim what he wants.
_________________ Melchett: As private parts to the gods are we: they play with us for their sport! |
|||||||||
| Fri May 09, 2003 3:56 pm |
|
|||||||||
|
||||||||||
|
Felix Rex Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
|
naw, the internet was developed by the Defense Department. The original intention was to have a computer network that could continue to operate even after 50%+ of its nodes were destroyed in a nuclear strike. It kinda evolved from there.
(do a search on DarpaNet if you're interested) _________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. |
|||||||||
| Fri May 09, 2003 4:01 pm |
|
|||||||||
|
||||||||||
|
Minor Diety  Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:43 am Posts: 4316
|
*tries to remember lecture on it* yeah it was developed by the defense lot, but it was handed over to one of the uni's to test out...and then it slowly spread throughout the other uni's in america, then somehow the common people (like Satis
 ) got a hold of it. And 'graciously' allowed us to use it too  _________________ 
|
|||||||||
| Sat May 10, 2003 3:55 am |
|
|||||||||
|
||||||||||
|
Duke Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 7:08 am Posts: 1012 Location: Australia!!! (country of coolness)
|
Lol you guys ever heard of the darwin awards?
They are all a bunch of pissers. All about people dying stupidly, i have the book ! 
This one here is my favourite, a must read http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1995-04.html the actualy site where you can search through them http://www.darwinawards.com _________________ Act your shoe size. |
|||||||||
| Sat May 10, 2003 5:10 am |
|
|||||||||
|
||||||||||
|
Felix Rex Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
|
yea, I've read the darwin awards. Very good when you're at work and bored. Another good one:
http://www.newsoftheweird.com pretty funny stuff. _________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. |
|||||||||
| Sat May 10, 2003 6:20 am |
|
|||||||||
|
||||||||||
|
Emperor  Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 3:42 am Posts: 2005 Location: Under my wife AND son's thumbs.. in essex! chavs! everywhere!!
|
great sites.
_________________ Sleep deprivation for teh lose |
|||||||||
| Sat May 10, 2003 7:20 am |
|
|||||||||
|
||||||||||
|
Minor Diety Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
|
Uhu..
And wasn't that Al Gore who supposedly invented the internet? Bob Dole was the one trying to get Snoop Dogg in jail. _________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse." - Coach |
|||||||||
| Sat May 10, 2003 5:21 pm |
|
|||||||||
|
||||||||||
|
Felix Rex Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
|
ah, well, whatever. They're all liars in my mind.
_________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. |
|||||||||
| Sat May 10, 2003 9:04 pm |
|
|||||||||
|
|
Page 4 of 103 |
[ 1535 posts ] | Go to page Previous 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ... 103 Next |
|
All times are UTC - 6 hours |
Who is online |
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 7 guests |
| You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot post attachments in this forum |