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Author:  Satis [ Thu Jul 17, 2003 12:34 pm ]
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muhaha. Ok, erm, I'm just gonna not go there and pretend I believe you, Suga. Yea, politically correct thing to do. I believe that Suga voted no, and she wouldn't lie. Never. Just like no woman would ever lie. *cough* After all, women are always truthful *COUGH* and would never lie to a man *HACK!*. And we can always believe them *fallstofloorcoughingupcrap*.

Author:  Pig [ Thu Jul 17, 2003 1:40 pm ]
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Man, it would suck to be one of those people that doesn't masturbate. I dated a girl (briefly) that was disgusted by the thought of it. Jeez. If I couldn't whack off, my life would be a lot more stressful, less fun, and less sticky.

Author:  Rinox [ Thu Jul 17, 2003 2:52 pm ]
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lol@Pig :)

Hehe...let Suga off the hook man..even if i too have a very hard time to believe that a person who knows the what's and how's of masturbating, would not engage in self-petting, there must be SOME ppl on the planet that don't do it. :/ What speaks for her is that she; instead of ignoring the poll in sex-fright like Inqui (hehehe :D), reacted and voted. I would think that if Suga ahd really something to "hide" she'd have gone and not answer the poll, at all. :)


But again, strange strange strange. :/ I feel obliged to draw conclusions about Oceania and sex now. :wink: jk


EDIT: W00t! Masturbation protects from prostate cancer! I'm SO safe now! :D

http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993942

Author:  Satis [ Thu Jul 17, 2003 4:52 pm ]
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hey, cool, I'm safe. 5 times a week? HAH! With what I've accomplished so far in my 20s, I'll probably protect my children. :/

Author:  J [ Fri Jul 18, 2003 1:52 am ]
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Let the wacking begin!! ehm .. continue that is.

They should put that scene in a movie: guy get caught wacking off by his parents and he shouts: `it protects me from CANCER you know` :lol:

Author:  derf [ Sat Jul 19, 2003 11:42 am ]
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"lol" at the "no-holds-barred" forum style!

:lol:

Author:  Satis [ Sat Jul 19, 2003 1:31 pm ]
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well, I've heard if you clench and unclench your, errr, posterior, as it were, 100 times in a row you'll stimulate your colon to the point of orgasm. :/

Author:  tyranus [ Sun Jul 20, 2003 2:34 pm ]
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lol gasp. :D

nice to see everyone getting into the swing of it :wink:

Author:  Franny [ Sun Jul 20, 2003 3:26 pm ]
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heh stupid mods, you we got a few of them.... :roll:
fortunatly Ox is one of them and he started the topic :D

you've gotta love a bit of the old rosy palm and her five friends :roll:

Author:  Franny [ Sun Jul 20, 2003 3:32 pm ]
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This one time at band camp (read Walkthrough-Online.com) everybdy kinda ignored the mods....well i say everybody what i really mean i Gman rebelled against Peltz, to be honest it was funny as hell and Peltz was threatening physical violence on G. But yeah no mods would get old and annoying as hell.

Anyway back to the topic in hand (get it? :wink: clever eh??)

Satis, you ever tried the ass-clenching thing then? i bet you'd have a really firm ass if you did that regularly :roll:

Author:  Rinox [ Sun Jul 20, 2003 5:18 pm ]
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Hehehhehe... :twisted:


As for what Franny told you about Gasp..yeah i was still a member back then, i kinda rose out f the ashes of the time of troubles, straight to modhood. Or so i like to believe. :twisted:

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