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Unfortunately it won't. It'll be rated adult so Walmart won't sell it so nobody wants to distribute it. :P
Unless, off course, you distribute it yourself. Use Bittorrent and some cool unlock after paying tech to keep the costs down and create an underground hit.

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Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:42 pm
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Satis wrote:
sex sells. So does violence. Sex and violence (or violence during sex!) are the holy grail of the entertainment industry.


Of course...i'm just interested why thé marketing culture par excellence (the US) is (generall speaking) so excited about the violence part and so scared about the sex part. I'm inclined to say because of religion, but the Bible really condemns violence more than sex. (In fact, there are quite a few hilarious episodes in the bible concerning sex) So that can't logically speaking be it, even if interpretation of such a religious canon is always the keyword. Meh.



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I'm writing a game. Tentative title: "Porn Blaster". You'll be a porn star involved that has to figure out a conspiracy while humping women and blasting FBI agents. It'll be a best seller.


Lol. You don't really think you're the first person to think that up eh? :wink: There's a game (demo is out) called Lula 3D which revolves all around the owner of a porn Empire (yes, Lula) trying to solve a mystery kidnapping of her top stars while kicking the bad guys' asses and doing a lot of men and women in the process.

Sounds like you've been plagiarized. :twisted:


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site: http://www.lula.de/english/index1.htm


And yes, I played the demo. :P It's in German though, so better stay clear if you don't understand it. I must say that I was pleasantly surprised with it; I mean, the game and the graphics were more than ok. The control was bitching, but other than that certainly not the worst game ever. Which is more or less what you would expect from a small-time software corp making a game centred around boobs and sex.


Anyway, prolly should get back to rereading my thesis...defense tomorrow, wish me luck. Gotta get up at 8, wish me luck for that too. :evil:

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Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:33 pm
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yep. i can safely say that if that ever comes out over here NO game seller in the entire country will be able to avoid laughing, ridiculing and publicly humiliating anyone that buys it... damn i miss working in a game shop :P

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I can't believe I was plagiarized.

As for the sex/violence thing...well, who knows. Someone might. The sex thing is almost certainly due to the US's roots in puritan bible thumpers. As for violence...well, maybe it's because we have such a violent history. Then again, I could be totally wrong.

As for ridiculing people that buy games....that's why I acquire the stupid games through other methods, where I don't have to deal with people directly.

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Hah! At least your mailman can spot you as the perv then. Come to think of it, they really have a good eye on what home gets letters/packages from this or that country or service...must be an interesting help in getting to know the ppl behind the houses' facades. Erh...anyway. SATIS IS A PERV!

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you only just realised that ox? wow you must be dumb; satis has been spying in your bedroom window for 7 months now!

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You mean that camera he sent me was on the whole time while I was masturbating? Oops! :) Hehehe...and no, I obviously knew that Satis is the king of pervs; he just might outdo me in that department. ;)

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a post about Ox masturbating. Is anyone else disturbed by this?

king of pervs :arrow: Satis

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I bet they're to turned on to be disturbed...it's like when you're spying on the girls in the girl's dressing room when you're 14 yrs old: there's the guilt and the feeling that it's wrong, but at the same time it's the most excited you'll get for much of your life.


I wish I could go back to the time when a naked boob was still an extreme turnon for me. :(

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ox, its not so much the fact its 'wrong' to watch you... or even talk about it... its just downright scary! hehe

so yes, i'm disturbed by this. lol

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