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I thought you guys would really love this story. Seriously, this is what gives Christians bad name.

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A man was attacked and injured after jumping into a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo and trying to convert the lions to Christianity.

The 46-year-old man leaped into the den of African lions and shouted "Jesus will save you," according to the report. He also said, "Come bite me" before one of the male lions attacked and bit the man.

Video showed the lion ripping a jacket off the man at the zoo in Taiwan's capital, clawing him and then biting the man in the leg.

Zoo workers were able to drive off the lion with water hoses and tranquilizer guns.

The lions were fed earlier in the day otherwise the man might have been more seriously injured or killed.

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.

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"and trying to convert the lions to Christianity"
:lol:

Do you have a link too?

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Opps, thought I posted it.

http://www.local6.com/news/3887764/detail.html

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The guy sure became famous, newspapers over here cover this story with pictures and the whole thing as well.

Btw i just read an article about Congo, where police men are beating up girls and women who's clothes (skirts) are too short. Authorities have ordered to do so, womens clothes have been torn in public etc.
Just wanted to share this, you often hear stories about burka's and such in muslim countries, Congo is more a christian country.

Anyway that guy shouldn't be allowed to spread his genes. Let's hope the lion did some damage there as well.

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lmao.

imo all religous people should spend some quality time with those lions.

the world would be a better place

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Hey man! I'm religous! Though I don't think i'd be jumping in to a lions den anytime soon. Not unless I had some superpower that made all animals my friends so I could command it to kill beligians ;)

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Mole has a point, it should more be: All fanatic religious people should ..

And mole, that's not much of a superpower. In fact that must be one of the crappiest superpowers i ever heard of.

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bah, ok, only the fanatics :roll:

that said, i've nothing against jewish people (my wife being one, though non practising)

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I'm still with Tyranus's first statement, but you guys are no fun. Jeez, when'd this forum become all proper and shit? *grumbles*

I wanna start a club that walks around beating up policemen for being assholes. Anyone wanna join?

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i'm in

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Leave religious people alone please! Especially the extremists. Where else would we get our hilarity from?

BUAH HA @ that Lion taming bible basher.

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Mole has a point, it should more be: All fanatic religious people should ..

And mole, that's not much of a superpower. In fact that must be one of the crappiest superpowers i ever heard of.


But you are biased.

Either way, It'd still be one more super power than you have.

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Uhu, and then a squirrel falls in love with you (instead of just being friends, trust me sometimes that can happen) and bites you in the nuts when you don't accept her avances.

And I'm not even beginning about horses and carrots. :P

Killerrabbits are cool though.

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...

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J... what do you get up to with squirrels?

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Use your superpower Mole, i dare you. I dubbeldare you!! You'll see!!!

btw i was speaking in general when 'sometimes friends become lovers', no squirrel has been used in any improper way in my vicinity.

So you're gonna start using that superpower or what? If it's officially war you have to declare it, so that i can make preparations. Which will mainly be consulting Ox, as he's an Evil Genius and thus used to worldwide conspiracies and battles. I'm not going to give everything away, but i bet he has an army of flying monkeys. Or so i heard.

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